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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

lisamccune:

I can never answer the “what tv shows do you watch” question without sounding like a freak i swear

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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